I’m a mom, wife, reader, and writer, and have been featured on HuffPost, McSweeney’s Internet Tendency, Scary Mommy, SPM/Mock Mom, BluntMoms, and more. I hope to one day be compared unfavorably to David Sedaris, because that will mean my name has been spoken in the same sentence as his.
I have been writing since the 2nd grade, my early works having been lost in the place where those kinds of things go (presumably a landfill somewhere). I am glad they were lost because I’m sure they were terrible. I am also sure that one day I will wish some of the things on this blog could be as easily lost, but no, I am putting them on the internet where NOTHING EVER GOES AWAY.